[lets try this again]

 (Sonar5) wrote:
> Hi Please support this bill and keep the foreigners out...

As a California Indian, I fully agree with you.

And as a foreigner yourself, I fully expect that you leave this
country as soon as possible on the first available transport.

Thank you for your cooperation.

                                                - Bill

(*grin* -- for the humor impared)

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In article >,  (Martin H. B
ooda) writes:
>In article >,
>Nguyen Tri Duc  > wrote:
>>
>>Can a Soviet have buddha-nature?
>>
>     A worker approached the district commissar and asked this question:
>
>     "Comrade, our collective requires five tons of grain to survive the
>winter.  Yet we have been allotted only one ton.  How, then, is the
>collective to survive to serve the State?"
>
>     The district commissar whipped the worker, appropriated his dwelling
>and referred the worker to the local Party officer.  The worker asked the
>Party officer the same question.
>
>     The Party officer had his men beat all of the worker's teeth out of
>his mouth, shot his grandmother, added his name to a list of enemies of
>the State, and referred him to the Agricultural Secretary.  The worker
>asked the Agricultural Secretary the same question.
>
>     The Agricultural Secretary prevailed upon his assistants to shatter
>the worker's fingers, to slit his tongue, to rape and disembowel his
>daughter, to send the remainder of his family to become experimental
>subjects for bacteriological warfare research, and referred him to the
>First Party Secretary.  The worker mumbled the same question to the First
>Party Secretary.
>
>     The First Party Secretary reallocated the ton of grain to his office's
>reserves, and relegated the worker to a small, windowless room in the base-
>ment of the Ministry of State Security, where the worker spent the winter
>having electrical leads attached to various parts of his body, and where he
>was subject to various amputations without benefit of anesthetic.  At the end
>of this time, the survivors in the worker's collective were sent to dig a
>canal from frozen ground using their fingernails, and the worker was ushered
>into the august presence of the First Party Secretary, where he was forced to
>his knees, blindfolded, with the barrel of a machine pistol pressed against
>the back of his head.  A string leading from the trigger of the pistol was
>tied around the worker's neck.
>
>     The First Party Secretary spoke.  "I will now allow you to answer your
>own question, Comrade.  Do you understand?"
>
>     The worker nodded his head, and was thus Enlightened.
>
>Martin "when you meet the Soviet on the road, run away" Booda
>-- 
>Usenet is essentially a HUGE group of people passing notes in class. --R. Kade
l

Concentrated vomit never fails to amuse me.

 (Sonar5) writes:
:  (CSSA-UCLA) wrote:
: Hi Please support this bill and keep the foreigners out...

Mr. or Ms. Anonymous Person using the account ,

You have made your views known in the native newsgroup, soc.culture.native.

You are invited to depart from the territory now known as United States
and settle elsewhere. If you need financial assistance to meet your
departure needs, you may apply for an immigration grant from the country
of your choice, or an expatriation grant from any Nation (Federally
recognized or not) to which you assign your real property interests to.

Please keep us informed of your date of departure and your sucesses or
failures adjusting to your new Nation of residency, as the program of
self-identifing relocations seeks to be both humane and effective.

We mention as information only, that the territory now known as Canada
also has a similar policy, and your emigration request there will result
in an automatic inquery to this office. We are unaware of a single person
both invited to depart from the boundaries of the "US" and invited to
enter and settle within the boundaries of "Canada".

For our survey purposes, and these questions are purely voluntary, please
indicate your first language, ethnicity (or ethnicities if plurally self-
identifying or associating), religion, and the states you have presently
in mind for your final settlement.

You need not obtain a US passport in order to depart from the boundaries
of the US, this letter constitutes a valid exit visa from the US. If you
presently hold a US passport you may keep it as a souvenir, or you may
place it in any US Postal Service receptical. It is as of this date, no
longer valid.

We Native Peoples of the Americas thank you for your ethical choice to
depart from our lands. It is not something we seek for all people who
have chosen to live on our lands as many, if not most of our new commer
neighbors are tolerant of themselves. Those who are not, such as your
self, we admire for their principaled choice to follow the choices they
offer to others as well as themselves.

Good luck Mr. or Ms. Sonar5JR, and God Speed in your new life abroad,

-- 
Kitakitamatsinopowaw (I'll see you again)

		-- Eric Brunner

In article >,  wrote
:

> In article >, 
(Martin H. Booda) writes:
> >In article >,
> >Nguyen Tri Duc  > wrote:
> >>
> >>Can a Soviet have buddha-nature?
> >>
> >     A worker approached the district commissar and asked this question:
> >
> >     "Comrade, our collective requires five tons of grain to survive the
> >winter.  Yet we have been allotted only one ton.  How, then, is the
> >collective to survive to serve the State?"
> >
> >     The district commissar whipped the worker, appropriated his dwelling
> >and referred the worker to the local Party officer.  The worker asked the
> >Party officer the same question.
> >
> >     The Party officer had his men beat all of the worker's teeth out of
> >his mouth, shot his grandmother, added his name to a list of enemies of
> >the State, and referred him to the Agricultural Secretary.  The worker
> >asked the Agricultural Secretary the same question.
> >
> >     The Agricultural Secretary prevailed upon his assistants to shatter
> >the worker's fingers, to slit his tongue, to rape and disembowel his
> >daughter, to send the remainder of his family to become experimental
> >subjects for bacteriological warfare research, and referred him to the
> >First Party Secretary.  The worker mumbled the same question to the First
> >Party Secretary.
> >
> >     The First Party Secretary reallocated the ton of grain to his office's
> >reserves, and relegated the worker to a small, windowless room in the base-
> >ment of the Ministry of State Security, where the worker spent the winter
> >having electrical leads attached to various parts of his body, and where he
> >was subject to various amputations without benefit of anesthetic.  At the en
d
> >of this time, the survivors in the worker's collective were sent to dig a
> >canal from frozen ground using their fingernails, and the worker was ushered
> >into the august presence of the First Party Secretary, where he was forced t
o
> >his knees, blindfolded, with the barrel of a machine pistol pressed against
> >the back of his head.  A string leading from the trigger of the pistol was
> >tied around the worker's neck.
> >
> >     The First Party Secretary spoke.  "I will now allow you to answer your
> >own question, Comrade.  Do you understand?"
> >
> >     The worker nodded his head, and was thus Enlightened.
> >
> >Martin "when you meet the Soviet on the road, run away" Booda
> >-- 
> >Usenet is essentially a HUGE group of people passing notes in class.
--R. Kadel
> 
> Concentrated vomit never fails to amuse me.

Antonin Dvorak,Vancouver,Canada

speaking of immigration and travel....

i am working on my senior thesis which is about US economic and travel
restrictions on foreign nations.  One of my case studies is the US travel
ban on Lebanon.  I was wondering if anyone could help me with some
information.

Thank you....


Rabee Sahyoun

 (International Friendship Europe) wrote:

>Internationale vereniging zoekt vrijwillige medewerkers om de
>vriendschap over alle volkeren en landen heen te bevorderen. Ons doel
>is mensen van over de hele wereld met elkaar in contact te brengen, de
>emancipatie te bevorderen en elkaars cultuur en gebruiken te leren
>kennen door briefwisseling en andere middelen.

>Wij zoeken per land teksten met de typische gebruiken waarmee je als
>vreemdeling rekening moet houden bij correspondentie of bezoek. Kan
>jij deze teksten ook foutloos in andere talen omzetten dan rekenen wij
>op je vriendelijke medewerking.

>Geďnteresseerd ? Schrijf ons vandaag : International Friendship.
>Postbus 229, NL-4560 AE Hulst, Nederland, Europa of stuur een e-mail
>aan 
  Can you put these in English or Chinese Or Tamil or Bahasa Malaysia
?

I would like to express my respect and  highest esteem to 
the memorable personality of the passed away Corneliu Coposu, l
leader of the Romanian Christian-Democratic Agrarian Party. We had t
the chance to meet him and his collegues in early 1990 on the 
occasion of the Rome Congress of European Christian Democratic and 
Popular Parties.We, the delegation of the Hungarian Democratic Forum 
were treated  by the Italian Democrazia Cristiana in parallel with t
the Romanian delegation after the Timisoara and before the Tirgu 
Mures days, we had a common press conference  in three: Croatian,
Romanian and Hungarian party delegations. 
	Mr. Coposu was a respectable partner, honorable 
representative of his homeland, radiating strength of dignity in 
spite of his fragile physical appearance caused by his age, 
historical "outrageous fortune" and illness.

	Requiescat in Pace et Lux Perpetua Luceat Ei.

				George Kadar
				>