Szerbusztok, Mokkancsok !

Lassuk, hogyan velekednek a franciak a svajciakrol.

A svajci polgar egy este hazamegy (mint minden nap), megoleli
a feleseget (mint minden nap) es megkerdezi tole, hogyan telt
a napja.
- Kepzeld, alig hogy elmentel, egy ferfi csongetett.
- Es aztan ?
- Aztan egy szo nelkul bejott a lakasba.
- Es aztan ?
- Aztan bement a nappaliba, kinyitotta a fiokot es kivette a
  penzt es az ekszereket.
- Es aztan ?
- Aztan letepert az agyra es nekem esett ...
- Es aztan ?
- Aztan elment, anelkul, hogy barmit mondott volna.
- Akkor most mar sohasem tudjuk meg, miert jott ...

Azert neha olvassatok jo vicceket is ... Gabor

Egyszer mar kuldtem be angol nyelven osszeeszkabalt feliratokat amiket
utazok gyujtottek a vilag minden tajarol. Ime a masodik eresztes:

  In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:
         Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

  Budapesti allatkertben:
         Please do not feed the animals.  If you have any suitable food,
         give it to the guard on duty.

  In the office of a Roman doctor:
         Specialist in women and other diseases.

  In an Acalpulco hotel:	
         The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

  In a Tokyo bar:
         Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.

  In a Japanese hotel:
         You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

  In a Zurich hotel:
         Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite
         sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this
         purpose.

   Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:
         Would you like to ride on your own ass?

   Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:
         Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

   In a Bangkok dry cleaner's:
         Drop your trousers here for best results.

   From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:
         When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn.  Trumpet
         him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage
         then tootle him with vigor.

   Outside a Paris dress shop:
         Dresses for street walking.

   In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
         The lift is being fixed for the next day.  During that time we
         regret that you will be unbearable.

   In a Belgrade hotel elevator:
         To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor.  If the cabin
         should enter more persons, each one should press a number of
         wishing floor.  Driving is then going alphabetically by national
         order.

   In a Yugoslavian hotel:
         The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the
         chambermaid.

   In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
         You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and
         Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except
         Thursday.

   In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
         Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

   On the menu of a Polish hotel:
         Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy
         dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef
         rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.

   In a Bangkok temple:
         It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a
         man.

   On the door of a Moscow hotel room:
         If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.

   In a Tokyo shop:
         Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in
         the long run.

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Zo Lee
Hong Kong